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A rat?!?!?!

Normally I don’t pay much attention to the humans living in my house, but today I overheard a conversation between the Rotund One and the Nice Lady who feeds me.  She said something about a Jay Hodge scandal, and he said he “smelled a rat”.


I took that as a personal insult to me, because if there is one thing I do, its keep the rats and mice away!  And there is no way that fat guy can smell better than I do.  Heck, I can smell a rat 3 blocks away, and I didn’t smell anything but those stinking lab pups!  I bet there’s not a better rat-catcher than me in the whole town of Cheraw, SC.

Hey, don’t get me started on those juvenile delinquents!  I can’t even go in the back yard without them chasing me and sticking their noses right in my rear end!  I mean, really!!!  They are a couple of uncivilized slobs with no couth at all!

Whatever.  Anyway, I made a couple of rounds of the homestead just to make sure there weren’t any rodents about.

Posted by Maytag on 2009-06-06


One Response

  1. This is such a great post! Thank you so much!! I adore the way you write!

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